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Q: “Have you thought about rhinoplasty?”
–Jorge

A: Absolutely! Please see the attached photo. I got a nose job about six months ago. Alas, because I regenerate, I woke up one morning with the same face as before.

I got so mad. Not sure EXACTLY what happened after that, but the next day, my doctor stopped answering his phone. Three days later, there was a memorial service. Supposedly, he walked into a wood chipper. Is that even possible?

They found everything but one of his legs. Funny…I recently found a half-eaten leg in my closet. Aah, probably a total coincidence!

In any case, I guess the whole surgery thing won’t work out. Satan gave me my looks, and I guess I should feel satisfied with who I am. Thank you, yoga!

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